There are many fun and interesting things to do in the village, and joining one of these may help you get to know other people.

New website! Self explanitory really- they play rugby.

High quality website- however they fail to recognize the twinning with Donny Osmonds hair for some reason.

Website of the church in church street

Formed in 1966 by three humans- but don't worry, there are newer members.

Theoretical club.

This club exists but you can't prove it. The club has agreed to be disbanded if a meeting takes place. Call somebody now to discuss your requirements. Six pages, equating to a pig. Is this correct? Not sure, that's the aim of the club.

Have you got a loud stereo? Do you really wind up your neighbours? Ever tried thowing stuff at people's houses? Well if you would consider doing any of the above call Henderson Weirdflaps without further ado on 01225 852297. ASBO group meets every night outside your house at 4am. Remember, everybody needs good neighbours and you are not one of them.

Neighbourhood Watch
Could you be more aware about what is going on? Look out of your window, anything suspicious happening? PC Roger Parker (real name 01225 842554) has warned to be weary of offers of Tarmac laying and roof repairs. Be aware that these people may be trying to earn a living and you could stop them, but watch out, take all of their details including their vehicle registration. We would like to warn of phone scams. These include people calling to say you have won a prize where you phone back a number. This number may be a very expensive premium rate call and even if you hang up, it may charge you a minimum of 5mins. Also be aware that people may call up, suggesting that your partner (your details may be known to them) should phone back about a personal matter. Please check the company name.

Traffic calming
Traffic calming meets every Monday morning at the Dovers park turning at 10am. This makes drivers aware that local people appreciate careful diving. Beginners wave down traffic while more experienced members cross the road slowly at awkward moments.

All terrain golf
All terrain golf meets every Saturday at 3pm near to where they left off the previous week. Call Jethro Ambush on 07976 418522 to see where that is. Anybody can join in, all you need is a pitching wedge and a few golf balls. The only 2 rules are to stay off the railway line and play it where it lies!

Generally Cross Society

If you have a lot of time on your hands then this is for you. You dont need to meet other people either- its easy.

The first step is to forget how lucky you are.

Next, wander around generally looking miserable.

Finally, try and find things that could be moaned about (such as a poorly parked car) and get cross about it- Remember, just because there is world poverty, homelessness and George Bush doesn't deny your right to be cross about smaller things.

Clubs and societies